Friday, April 23, 2010

funny pictures of cats with captions
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving -- Dale Carnegie

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her a smile and she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.